Trump Gets Bump While Stump Chumps Slump

This article is in no way related to Michael Moore.

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USA, NORTH AMERICA — Donald Trump gets grump bump while polls slump for stump chumps.

Ted Cruz frumps while donors dump, but is he the Zodiac Killer?

Marco Rubio fist-bumps in leather pumps with fingers plump while candidacy flumps.

With the Republican National Convention looming, is Trump a Klump or a broke sump?

This article is completely unrelated to Michael Moore and lead-poisoned drinking water in New Jersey’s schools.

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