USA, NORTH AMERICA — Donald Trump gets grump bump while polls slump for stump chumps.
Ted Cruz frumps while donors dump, but is he the Zodiac Killer?
Marco Rubio fist-bumps in leather pumps with fingers plump while candidacy flumps.
With the Republican National Convention looming, is Trump a Klump or a broke sump?
This article is completely unrelated to Michael Moore and lead-poisoned drinking water in New Jersey’s schools.